i think i owe you guys an explanation

haiyo.

people stop asking me why i put my blog on private and never invite you. i just stopped blogging. i would NEVER do such a thing to my beloved readers.

i just guess that maybe i need some growing and THINK before i blog. believe it or not, blogging IS a big responsibility.

so in the mean time, this blog is dead. dead as lindsay lohan's career. dead as demi moore's face. dead as 'One Three Hill'. well you get my point

just dead.

im not going to be blogging at ALL this whole year. trust me, im not some person who'll set up another blog without telling all of you.
i blog to entertain and inform, to share things with other people.
so in the meantime, you can remove any links leading to my blog. there's no point going there.

this doesn't mean i wont blog ever again. maybe i will, at the end of this year, maybe i will.
maybe by then, i would be more mature and considerate about what other people think. maybe.

well i hope you've enjoyed reading my blog all these years.
and i really do hope you'll read it again when it comes to it at the end of this year.

if i've ever hurt anyone, i apologize.

till then.
god bless all of you :)

janjanpoof

it's a goodbye again

it's that time again, where goodbyes are said followed by 'hello's and 'howareyou's.

goodbye dad, mom, sisters, friends, bunny and beautiful free wireless internet.

hello australia and once a week blogging.

it's been a good time back here.
prom
sweet sixteen.
and many more memories to cherish when we're far apart.

goodbye :)

GONG XI FAT CAI!

Happy Chinese 'Niu' Year to readers
from Janjanpoof.

i used 'niu' which means cow instead of 'new' as it's the year of the cow.
geddit, geddit??
*crickets*
okay fine, it's lame. but everyone's using it, so i thought. why not? :)

p/s
don't you hate it when those chinese new year ads comes out and the guy/girl there is always speaking with such an annoying stereotypical chinese accent? dad and i would get soooo pissed off. don't they realize that they're just mocking they're own race?
retards.

The Third Nipple

Definition of a third nipple:
(stolen from wiki)

A supernumerary nipple (also known as a third nipple, triple nipple, thripple, accessory nipple, polythelia or the related condition: polymastia) is an additional nipple occurring in mammals, including humans. Often mistaken for moles, supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 1 in 18 humans
The nipples appear along the two vertical "milk lines", which start in the armpit on each side, run down through the typical nipples and end at the groin. They are classified into eight levels of completeness from a simple patch of hair to a milk-bearing breast in miniature.

examples of the third nipple

and whoopee do,
some celebrities do have the chance to bask in the glorious presence of the third nipple on their body

carrie underwood

lily allen

shit krusty the clown also has multiple extra nipples :P

i've checked.
jan got no third nipple.
so why don't you give it a look and see now?

DO YOU HAVE THE THIRD NIPPLE?

it's confirmed

miley cyrus has officially knocked off kristen stewart for the Teenager with the most Masculine Voice spot in Jan's mind.

she should really do country.
her Tennessee accent would fit well there, rather than abusing the teenage music industry.
the first time i heard the song,
her pronunciation and articulation was so utterly horrendous that the only thing i could hear was
FLY ON THE WALL.

but boo me,
i'm being bias here



our very own hannah tan did a beautiful single of the same name in 2006 for the reality TV series 'What Women Want'
omg remember that??
Adrian was lin's uncle
the hairdresser guy cuts david's hair.
most of them were duds. the fucking chinese wushu guy SHAMED US.

the only hot one was the french businessman, Charles :P
and he didn't win. -.-

amazing sidetrack from slutty miley to sexy french people :)

only in janjanpoof people :D

cempaka beat

GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR CNY ASSEMBLY PERFORMANCE TOMORROW!
i mean dude, our performance is like the only thing INTERESTING and WORTH WATCHING throughout the whole assembly every year.

first cny assembly where i'm not performing with you guys.

don't worry.
MY SPIRIT WILL BE WITH YOU! :P

picture shamelessly stolen from syaz's blog.
taken July 2008
(ellya sesat :P)

ALL THE BEST!
<3

and so i thought, could a new york chick like me beat the shit out of a pregnant teen?

small talk: bloody msn is not signing in for me. it's been two days. i feel so lost without it :(

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it all happened to us once.
we take a picture.
we like our pose/face structure in the picture.
we proceed to take other pictures with the pose/face structure.

but what happens,
if our supposedly good looking pose looks fugly in real life?
then it means you took tons of pics of yourself with that fugly look on your face

take this girl for example.
don't know her personally,
it was just one of those funny forwarded emails i got :)

the girl who cannot close her mouth

and i know by now you all will go
"eyer, jan is so mean. what if she has some sort of jaw defect. way to go making fun of the handicapped"

i say.

look

finally

:)